reasons prince hans should have sung a dark reprise of “love is an open door” when he locked anna in the room to freeze
- it would make people notice the double meaning of the “open door” as freedom for anna vs. an opportunity to take the throne for hans
- after the troll song there are no musical numbers for the entire resolution of the movie
- reprises where the meaning of the song is changed are hella rad
- disney villain songs are hella rad
I love this part of Spirited Away.
there’s linkin park but what about linkin school or linkin town hall? this village sucks
A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
IS THAT JOHN GREEN??????
i thought this was freaking salad
this was suppose to be something serious but then I kinda screwed up somewhere along the process that I don’t even know what logic I’m trying to follow anymore
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
I will never not laugh at this.
IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS
IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE
IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES
IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE
IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS
IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID
So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and
ME gA N
I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…