if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”
" A moment, A love, A dream, a laugh, a kiss, a cry, our rights, our wrongs."
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
The Legend of Footloose
imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
*slams fist on table* You think this anime is a fucking joke?
is alex hirsch even real
I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
*sees a character* this is it, this is my favorite character from anything ever, i lvoe this character so much i love them theyre my favorite oh my god *sees another character* this is it, this is my favorite ch